January 2011
Off to the airport, ready to move to Europe.
party
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"Oh my god, the microchip has been compromised."
everyone reblog this post with a gif of your most...
katniss-:
illscrewyourightback:
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deanskraken:
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mishanus:
amandasaywhat-fucks-a-moose:
nancyrosee:
mishapocalypse:
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elpuckerone:
nayarivera:
a-rach:
no seriously do it this is funny i like it
oooor
You can't chase your dreams if you're sitting...
I CAN IF I HAVE A MOTORSCOOTER.
Reasons why you're single
chadleymacguff:
siriuslyawesome:
just-the-tip:
You’re sitting on Tumblr blogging your life away reblogging posts about why you’re single when you could actually put yourself out there to people you know.
How about all of the available people I know are either disgusting, obnoxious, rude, or total fucking douchebags or have horrendous B.O? What? I have standards.
Reblog if you have a beautiful best friend.
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MEHEJKHGDPB
Oh my fucking god. I’m crying, I feel like a fucking beached whale, I want to tear everyone’s throat out and feed it to my dogs and even though I feel bloated and I haven’t had access to the gym in almost a week the scale says I’m losing weight. AND. I have to be on the plane on Sunday for the longest flight I’ve ever been on in my life and my stomach is killing me....
So I can now geek out over shit and not be forever...
YOU KNOW WHO I’M TALKING ABOUT.
So when I have headphones in...
alyaae:
I’m sitting here all happy listening to music
Then somebody talks at me
So when I think they’re done, I turn my music back on
But they’re not done, and start speaking to me again and I’m just like…
I hate when someone stays behind me when I'm using...
noclassbeatdownfool:
I’m like
When somebody IRL mentions the Oscars
robin-sparkles:
HI LET ME TELL YOU ALL MY THOUGHTS ON EVERY NOMINEE
MEL. JSYK, I couldn't find your ask box so I'm...
YOUR BLOG IS WONDERFUL AND IT IS CONSTANTLY QUALITY.
FOREVER AND EVER AND RAINBOWS.
phosphorescene:
jellyyboness:
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When you’re asked if you find someone attractive.
takeastep-back:
If mom asks:
friend asks:
When I'm trying to show off to my friends
expectations-vs-reality:
Expectation:
Reality:
Submitted by easypeasy13
When you look in the mirror after you wake up in...
expectations-vs-reality:
Expectation:
Reality:
Submitted by youvelostme
When people tell me not to act weird in public.
yourenothipster:
undeadshaggydoo:
I go “bitch please, I’m making your day entertaining.”
gpoy
“The Notebook” Inspired Engagement Shoot
woahhalli:
domorethanexist-live:
wordsoflove:
fuckyeahweddingideas:
This is too fucking beautiful.
This is just <3333
i want this.
